Fuck You, Penguin.

This might be my favorite website EVER. Seriously, I don't who writes it, what sex they are, what they look like, smell like or believe in, but I would marry them in an instant. We could look at pictures of animals and they'd make snarky comments, and I'd just laugh and laugh, and occasionally make Ellio's pizza or Eggo waffles for us both.

Heaven.

Restart.

So my beautiful and intelligent cousin Domenica has been assigned the task of keeping a blog, and writing in it three times a week for a class assignment. In a show of sisterly solidarity, I'm going to try to match her three.

We'll see if I can do it. I'm kind of leaning towards no, but I enjoy a challenge. Plus I don't think anyone checks this anymore which is oddly inspiring since I can say whatever the hell I want. Woo!