Thanks Drew.

So, if you search the terms "jugs" "rack" "hooters" and "melons" on Yahoo! the fifth result is for my blog.

I don't know if me writing this makes me higher on that list or not. But Ram did inform me that if you add the words "boobies" or "breasts" to that, I'd sink to number 10. I know I am quite pervy at times, but I really never thought I'd get an honor such as this.

I'd like to thank God and my manager and my publicist and Allah and my baby's daddy and the other baby's daddy, but most of all I'd like to thank Drew. Because of him I received this honor.

I barely made a blip.

I have a weird question. Does anyone else's bones ever hurt? Like a numbing ache throughout your whole skeletal region? Especially in the leg area? An ache so great it wakes you up and keeps you awake for hours?

Anyone?

Please someone say yes so I stop thinking that I am dying of something horrible.

Addiction.

I am addicted to reading the Free section on craigslist. It started because I was hoping someone would have a free puppy on there or something, but lately I just read them for something to do.

I don't need anything, but I always click on the links and wonder if I ever will need some of the stuff and if I should act on it now while it's free. Because I am anal retentive, I don't want things like couches or chairs. That just skeeves me out. Instead I consider things like a 7 toed cat or packing peanuts or other assorted crap like magazines, boxes, dishwashers, etc.

Tis a sad life I lead.

I made it to 100 posts. Someone give me a job as a reward, please.

Things I Like.

I greatly enjoy tagless tshirts. I know you can just cut the tags out of tshirts on your own in about 1 minute, but sometimes there is that scratchy stub left that still annoys the shit out of me and is possibly more annoying than the whole tag was to begin with. Also, then you can never remember what size the shirt was because of course with that brand you couldn't just buy your normal size, you had to get a different one and you don't know that because you had to cut out the tag made of goddamn steel wool so you could do something else besides itch your fucking neck all day...

I also greatly enjoyed The 40 Year Old Virgin. It was really funny.

I'm going to need a front porch too.

I love how old people have crazy little old people walks. They bounce or slouch or bend their knees funny or do something crazy.

I already have the old lady shoes and the old man pants. I totally can't wait until I have the old crazy person walk. I've already started working on it. Mine will involve dangerously flailing my limbs about.

This is for Sara.

As inspired by Sara, here is my sad, uncool list. I am huge nerdy loser. It's official.

The Rolling Stones
Hanson
Hanson
Hanson
Dave Matthews Band
The Rolling Stones
Dave Matthews Band
Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band
Backstreet Boys (It was FREE!)
Q Concert 2000 (I don't remember who was there)
Dave Matthews Band
Hanson
Dave Matthews Band
Y100 Feztival 2001 (Weezer, Barenaked Ladies...)
Sugar Ray
Britney Spears (It was FREE!)
Dashboard Confessional
Saves The Day
Skate and Surf Festival
Skate and Surf Festival
Skate and Surf Festival
Catch 22, The Movielife and Coheed and Cambria
Weezer, Dashboard Confessional
The Rolling Stones
Dashboard Confessional
Counting Crows
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Bright Eyes
Alkaline Trio
Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band
Hanson
Hanson
Hanson
Hanson
Polyphonic Spree
The Weakerthans
The Decemberists
The Rolling Stones (in October)
Hanson (in October)

Fuck, that's a lot of Hanson. If anyone doesn't want to be my friend anymore, I'll understand.

Also, please keep in mind I went to an all girl's Catholic school, it was required there to like Dave Matthews.

Jumpin' Jack Flash.

I got a job. I am going to be an intern again. It's pathetic and not real and only 2 days a week for 6 weeks, but, whatever, at least I'll be doing something. Right...?

However, this time I will be paid dog doo. I don't even want to put my rate here because I am ashamed. I think because of gas prices, I will actually be losing money too. Eh, at least I won't be staring at the wall all day long. Well, at least my basement wall, it'll be some office wall. I think I am screwing myself over in the short run, but hopefully helping myself in the long run.

Hopefully, I will not have to sit in the hallway again like at QVC. Maybe I'll get to be near someone who isn't a complete idiot too.

Today is the anniversary of the day my puppy went away to the farm. :o( I think that I should get a new one. Who wants to buy me one of these for my birthday? They are Jack Russell shorties and I love them. They are one hour away from Bergen County, NJ... (Cough, Ro, cough.)