"Hello. I am a 35 year old investment banker/demon and I eat babies. Oh yeah, I also bring my mother to bars with me. She helps me pick up men so I can take them back to my place and eat their souls. She keeps their carcasses in a freezer in her basement. She also keeps Fudgesicles and Twin Pops in there for me as special treats. Yum, thanks Mom."
Again, I'm horrible, but eh, who cares? Special thanks to Roni for her input and humor.
1 comment:
You meanie. Satan spawn are peoplesque too.
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