She wiped the floor with all the assholes.

Hello. I am supposed to keep this thing updated so everyone can follow my craptastic life so here it goes...

I am addicted to this Splash game and I have no idea why. I like when it all works out and you clear everything in a click. I also am attempting to workout my brain and do those crap Sudoku puzzles sometimes. I get frustrated too easily though.

I think the web comic Married to the Sea is funny. It's by Natalie Dee and Drew Toothpaste.

I have applied to every Communications, Marketing and PR job in the Philadelphia area.

I am learning how to use a sewing machine. I don't understand patterns and sewing lingo so I usually just guess and mess up a lot. It's fun though. My mom helped me make a bag:

I broke my mother's expensive ass, new stovetop thing by dropping a plate on it.

I went to Florida for my dad's 50th birthday and sort of got a tan.

I read a lot of books.

And uh...I think that's it?