I got it.

Apparently, Courtney Love tried to eat Lindsay Lohan. I figured it all out.

Maybe some Freaky Friday-style switch took place during the attempted consumption as well.

Dear God!

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO LINDSAY LOHAN?

I totally thought this was a picture of Courtney Love.

I am bad at talking out loud.

If anyone wants to see me make a complete ass out of myself, I am presenting my senior project on Tuesday at 1:55 in the Living Arts Lounge (next to Mandell Theater, I have no idea where that is so don't ask me, but please tell me if you know). There will be free food and all the teachers I have mocked and bitched about throughout the years there. That's a lie, no one in the Communications department gives a fuck, so Al will probably be the only one there.

But, whatever, there is free food and you can see me get really sweaty. I am not good at talking whatsoever, which I know is a big shock to you all, but I can not even stress how bad I am. At least my project hasn't been done 9,000 times like the other ones have.

The Blogger spellcheck suggested the word "Fiji" instead of "fuck." I finally hit learn so it won't say that for every blog entry I make.

Hair.

How come when you have a hair on your body somewhere it is the most annoying feeling in the world? One strand of hair is so small and little and it drives me crazy. I have no idea why I can even feel the stupid hair, but I do. Then I MUST find the hair and destroy it immediately, but of course it's so fucking small I can't grab it and I end up in some asshole position like with my elbow behind my head and frantically picking at my shirt sleeves.

My future.

I graduate college in less than a month and I have no idea what I want to do with my life. I'm working it out bit by bit.

My first major decision is that I have decided I want to have a job that requires me to carry a clipboard around occasionally and yell shit at people and they have to say, "Check" back to me.

Does anyone know any job that requires a clipboard?

Hydration is cool.

Did you know that you are supposed to shake Gatorade well before opening?

I didn't, but today I read the label and it informed me I should have been shaking my Gatorade all these years.

I like Teevee.

Everyone should watch Veronica Mars. I know, I know... Make fun of me, go ahead.

You done?


C'mon, hurry up.


Okay, well moving on. It's really fucking good. It's interesting and well written and it's a shame it's on UPN. It's better quality than all the shows on UPN currently and that were ever on UPN combined and doubles it. (TM Ram) I say it triples it.

It's really surprising. Plus it has a really good theme song.