Alabama.

I wrote a long ass entry about my trip to Disneyworld and I was all upset that I was not being flooded with comments about its wonderfulness and then I realized that I saved it as a draft and didn't publish it. You all are forgiven.

I don't feel like posting it anymore though. It was lame. Instead I say: I saw an elephant pee!

I want to go to the zoo. Or get a pet. I bet if I got a pet, I'd get a job and then I'd have to return the pet and everyone at the pet adoption place would hate me.

Seriously, joke's over people. You can hire me now. I saw an elephant pee! I'm ready.

Losing an eye.

Yesterday I actually left my house! I know you're jealous, but don't be. Anyway, I was driving in Delaware and I swear to god I saw Elijah Wood's twin driving a Marauder. I didn't know what a Marauder was by sight by the way. I had to look to see what kind of car it was.

Hee, the Anal Marauder. Fun game for anyone who I haven't already told 900 times: When in the car and bored amuse yourself by putting the word "Anal" in front of car names. Sometimes not funny, sometimes pretty pretty funny. For instance, the Anal Explorer, the Anal Ranger, and the Anal Avalanche are a few I can think of right now. Thanks Thisbe Nissen for sharing the fun.

I have been watching Grey's Anatomy Season 1 on DVD. I'm a little behind on the trend, but I'm catching up due to Sara's prodding. It's good. Although I will always and forever remember Patrick Dempsey as "uncool" Ronald from Can't Buy Me Love. I love that movie. I love the '80's.

I'm peacing out to go to Disneyworld. Well, if I ever pack I am going. Blah.

Arrive alive.

Random.

On Sunday night, I was in a taxi with Juan, Ram and Chris that got rear ended by a drunk driver. (Not hard at all luckily.) The guy took out a one way street sign and drove on the wrong side of the road before he hit us in his somewhat new looking car. It was a very odd experience. I never saw anyone get handcuffed in person before.

The cops were very adamant about the man serving his time for his extremely idiotic and irresponsible behavior. The drunk guy told them he had drank 2 forties before driving.

I hate titling these.

Last night I had a dream that I was at a party for the Curious George movie and I was hanging out with Jack Johnson. I was groupie-ing out over Jack and was like, "Oh my god, so you like know Curious George? Can you introduce me? What big muscles you have! Tee-hee."

The weird part is that I don't think I've ever seen Jack Johnson before, but I googled him and he looked exactly like he did in my dream. He was however wearing super tiny shorts in my dream. I guess I've seen him somewhere before and just didn't remember. I'm not even really that familar with his music, just some stuff that Christina played last year.

And in case you're wondering about what kind of dream groupie I am, I totally made out with Jack Johnson to meet Curious George.

Skeevy.

Ew, I'm grossed out I bought a book on Half.com and the seller definitely lied because the book is not in very good condition and does not have "slight wear from reading." It's dirty and gross and the cover looks like it went through a dog's intestinal tract.

Even though in the 5-ish years I've been using Half.com and eBay this is the first time I ever bought something that grossed me out to the extent of being unable to touch the item I still may have difficulty buying something from there next time.

I want a taco.

I have two new rejection letters to add to my collection of proof of failure at life. Pretty soon, I'm going to be able to wallpaper something with them all. However, I also have a telephone chat, an interview and a breakfast meeting to add to the potentially going to be added to my collection of proof of failure at life collection.

On a happy note, I do get to Disneyworld for 3 days for my mom's XX birthday. She can no longer claim to be 29 since her children are 25 and 22 so we are just doing X's now. Yay for wholesome family fun and $59 Southwest airfare!

Oklahoma!

I'm not dead. I just have nothing to say. Well, really nothing positive to say. I have a lot of blog entries saved where I just bitch a lot, but they are pretty boring.

Anyone have any suggestions of interesting things I could discuss?

Moo.