eep!

Shit, yo. Hot new trend or time to buy new cardigans?

What the Hell

Wow, nothing has ever made me as an uncomfortable as this video, I couldn't even make it all the way through.

Link:

Seriously, I imagine watching Two Girls, One Cup with my parents would be less uncomfortable.

Voicemails I Leave

Hi, it's Joanne from [company]. I need to talk to you about the proof you sent because whatever you did was really bad. Can you just undo whatever that was? Um, we just kind of hate it. Because it's obviously bad, you know? I mean when I look at it, I can see a lot that's bad which we don't like. Well, anyway, please call me back when you get a chance and we can discuss it. Have a nice day!

Barf.

After careful deliberation*, I've determined that the phrase "using the toilet" really grosses me out.

*Deliberation period was the one and a half years I've worked at a company that has a sign inside every bathroom stall reminding you that it is common courtesy to wash your hands after using the toilet.

Yuck.

Things normal people would know would be gross, but Joanne thinks looks okay and tries, but nope, totally gross:



How did they manage to ruin rice?