Friday, June 13, 2008

Best Seller

I think I'm going to write a book about job hunting. Possible titles include You Were One of the Top Candidates, But... and It Was Down to You and One Other Person, But...

I have been on countless interviews and applied for an even more countless number of jobs. I should use all the pointless knowledge I've gained for something good (and profitable).

I can share:
- excuses to get time off your current job (if applicable)
- how to pretend like you are paying attention to an interviewer
- how to cover when you realize you don't remember the question you are answering
- how to navigate Philadelphia parking
- what to do when a bird poops on your head before an interview
- the best places to change into interview clothes
- how to deal with the interviewer making you cry
- different ways to say "Wow, that sounds interesting" even when it doesn't
- how to handle asshole questions like "What animal describes you best?"

Seriously, how could it not be a best seller?!

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