Lifetime: Television for the Really Bored.

I love how everyone else posts about things they do and stuff that has happened to them and I post about what I watch on TV. It's nothing, but good times being unemployed...

I love Lifetime movies. (Yeah Ro!) They are cheesy and awesome and they teach me great life lessons.

I recently watched the horribly bad movie She's Too Young featuring the sort of recent Oscar winner and nominee, Marcia Gay Harden. It was not as awesomely bad as the masturbation movie, Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life, where a young boy was an outcast for masturbating because he was the only teen boy who did it and all other teens didn't do it and he was disgusting for doing it and his classmates hated him because he masturbated and somehow a girl in his high school class had her own porn site, but she was popular not gross and then the other boys kicked the crap out of him for being such a perv.

Basically, She's Too Young can be summarized by its tagline: To fit In, you've gotta put out. It's all about how girls need to give boys blowjobs in order to be popular. And then the girls get syphilis. And the parents don't care, except Marcia, because they want their girls to be popular so it's okay that they are 14 and have orgies and steal porn and pick up random guys at the coffee house to give head to.

The "hot" guy in the movie must have been like 48 years old and looked like a child molester, but for some reason if you blew him you were instantly cool. You were also cool if you said stuff like "whack" and "girlfriend."

Thus in conclusion: giving blowjobs makes you cool and popular.